Call today. We need to get together and whip those Demorats this year and elect a job creator from God's Own Party. I get sick and tired of hearing the whining of all these lazy shiftless commie loving socialists who want to change the world. Bad enough that we got a black Kenyan Manchurian Candidate in the White House. We don't need no more of that sort of thing, and the last thing we need is some snot nosed uppity consumer advocate woman as our Congress person. I plan to work and contribute to the Cornilles campaign. I want my man, the job creator, to win.
God Bless America

From Smokey 1/18/12
My peep hasn't sold anything more for a while. I have to admit that I liked being able to get and spend money, particularly around Christmas time.
My friend Numbun is a really good chemist. He bought a bunch of chemicals and set up a lab. He told me that he could make a lot of money with chemistry.  Something went wrong and his lab blew up.  The Fire and Rescue had to take him to Emergency. He told them that it wasn't his lab and that that he just happened to notice strange smells coming out of this old shed and he went in to investigate and it blew up.  He is on probation and I sure hope that he doesn't get into any trouble.
My dog got loose and darned if he didn't come back with several rabbits. I guess he wanted to bring us presents, but Suzanne isn't into eating rabbit meat and had me bury them.  I was kind of sad to do that. I wonder where he got those rabbits?

From Juan Carlos 1/17/12
My coffee business is booming these days. I have an excellent product that I import without any tariffs or inspections. I use cheap labor here in the states, and even cheaper in my country of Columbia. I hire locally and pay your minimum wage and I hire only the people that I can bully and take their tips. That is the way it is done in Columbia, so that is the way it should be done in America. My profit margin is up 83%; life is good. I am so thankful the United States government allows for so many tax loopholes for honest businessman like me. So I do not have to pay as much in taxes like my employees. After all I hire people; I am a job creator that allows other people to finance my employee's health care and allow them to use other social programs. In Columbia my workers get nothing from the government, only a good beating if they disobey me. Watch for a new blend of coffee in the coming months.

From Talk Nazi 1/16/12
The whining that has accompanied the appointment of Susan Conn by those individuals that want to have a fair democratic government needs to shut the heck up. The City of ST Helens will be run just like our lovable mayor wants it run, of course with Susan's narrow minded views and help. Thank the lord the democratic process will be gone and replaced with a form of government that will not allow the bottom feeders, and pond slime the ability to question how the Fuhrer's will dictate policy. Those of lesser stations in life need a constant reminder that those of our nobility and higher standards need not consider them of lesser value when making decisions in government that will benefit us on top. The ignorant mud monkeys and the inbred children of their genetic inferior seed need to remember their place and that is on the bottom of the pond, sharing the space with the slime. God bless the Fuhrer's and God bless The Mother Country.

From Victor 1/14/12
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There are some pretty people
But no one is uglier than you.

From Mel L. 1/13/12
What kind of county Commissioners do you guys have? That Earl guy is a volcano ready to erupt. I am amazed at seeing someone with that much pent up aggression. Does he want squelch free speech and become dictator of the county?

From R. Patriot 1/11/12
God Bless America, our one Republican County Commissioner and our very shy but patriotic  Mayor.  I see that they got rid of that Chad guy and are looking to hire a new manager. I rather liked Chad, but I hear that he got himself a better job elsewhere. The City Council just appointed a new Council person to take the place of that Commie Barlow. I am pleased with their choice. She does claim to be a Demorat, but she is the sort that we have here in Columbia County which is a bit different than elsewhere. I know that she support people in power like Mayor Randy, our Republican County Commissioner and our lady Senator. I think that they could have done lots worse than getting Conn, they could have got Barlows brother.
I just discovered that if I am willing to pay ATF a $200 a year fee, I can own a fully automatic weapon.  I was afraid of my getting arrested might stop me, but my Jew Lawyer says that I was arrested for a Misdemeanor not a Felony, so they can't stop me.
I think I might buy one of them Commie AK's. I hear that they are really fun to shoot. I also like that little 5.56mm FAMAS or Bull Pup. It comes with a pump grenade launcher as well.  Damn, but that would be fun.
I can't wait to get my license.

From Smokey 1/11/12
No new money this week. I don't get paid until Friday and I am one broke dude. Even my peep didn't sell no paintings or sculptures. My friend Numbun wanted me to go in with him on a bag of Maui Wowie and I told him: "No way, I just didn't have the bread," (at lest not until the end of the week).  My one eyed dog Cyclops is sure getting big. Lucky we got plenty of dog food, and I can always bring him back burgers.  Man, I went through our money fast, but spending is what money is for. I haven't seen nothing from the fat guy who has the yellow Hummer. I don't think that he is a happy person. I really was pleased