for a C W P
You never know some one could shoot them self in the toe.
OR my toe..
Mike Gold Beach


From Spooky 4/12/12
Rawmoney's dog left a pile of excrement, much like the candidates these people supports on the right. If they are so concerned about the health of animals and the well being of dogs, then what about Mint Rawmoney's poor dog that had to ride on the roof of his car in a family trip to Canada?
Bastards. More fear of the dark skinned man with the funny name.


From R. Patriot 4/11/12
God Bless America, our one Republican County Commissioner and our sometimes seen Mayor/City Administrator. I may no longer have a Concealed Carry permit, but Sally, the love of my life now has one. I now have a very beautiful bodyguard. She looks so cute with her short shorts and her shooting jacket with little GOP elephants printed on it.
Sally loves everything GOP and she loves me. She quickens this old guys heart and makes me feel young again. We both believe in Republican family values and when her divorce becomes final, she will make me a wonderful wife number 5.
God Bless America.

From Smokey 4/11/12
I had a bad day today.  My boss said that I had to lay off one of my cashiers. I hated doing it, but I let Mike, (a guy I hired last month) go. He was a good worker, but the Boss said that his boss told  everyone in the franchise that they had to let someone go. The Company CEO seems to think that he can maximize more profits and get himself a bigger bonus, even if we need everyone that we have just so we can give our public proper service. 
I am sure glad that Suzanne is getting checks for her art. 'cause I just might quit. I told my boss that and he said that if I did, that they would not fill my job, and it would just be harder for everyone who works at the Burger place.
I guess that I had better not quit, I get married in just a little over two weeks.  My friend Numbun said that he will be my best man. I think he will still be free and not in jail.  I hope that me and my future Father-in-law get along. He doesn't like my friends or seem happy about my peeps idea for a fun wedding.  Me and him don't talk much, but I don't think that he likes me either. I heard him tell my mother-in-law that I'm lazy and that I don't have no ambition. I'm not lazy, I work hard. I just don't think that money is as important as some people think it should be.

From Mike from Gold Beach 4/11/12
Another one bites the dust,
Now all that's left is the Gingrich Newt.
He is dead but doesn't have enough sense to lie down.
He is a slug and leaves a slime trail just like most of the GOP.
He is just the worst,,
When it comes time for the debates Obama will slice and dice Willard to pieces.
Christy the Gov of New Jersey the "mob state" screwed the people of NJ on that tunnel
deal now it's come back to haunt him and possibly any future presidential possibilities.
Its just a continuing saga with the republicans, crooked as a dogs hind leg...and they just don't get it.

From Victor 4/10/12
Hey Eagle. I hear that you are going to some sort of Witches wedding next month. You had better watch out or else you will get hexed or, worse yet, you being so ugly that you will scare the stuffing out of the witches.
Either way, I don't think it would be a good idea. Besides, what would your church going wife think about this sort of thing? You had better stay safe and stay at home.
Good thing you don't now who I am, or else you might get one of your witch friends to hex me.

From Mike Klein 4/10/12
Sometimes people are like water they seek their own level.
Be it people, ones they associate with, or lady friends.
If you look for a bride in a hook shop or porn site, you get what you pay for.
Just think you get to "kiss" every other guy in the western hemisphere.
Valarie Viagra has been around the "horn" a few times, Lord knows what dormant disease
she has contracted.
Some guys have to settle for the bottom of the barrel,
Like water ,they seek their own level...

From R. Patriot 4/4/12
God Bless America, our one Republican County Commissioner and our sometimes seen Mayor/City Administrator.
It is my sincere hope that our Senate will pass the Paul Ryan budget. His budget will wean us away from sucking on the teat of godless Socialism.  It is about time that people stand on their own and stop depending on government.
I don't need mail service, social security, Medicare, fire, police, sewer or roads. My hummer can go anywhere I need  and private industry can provide any and all for me that I might need.
My Sally just dotes on me. She thinks that everything I do is cute and she is a registered