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                                                   Play to Win!!

Are you running for a county office in your town but find yourself low on Campaign Funds?  Don't fret Monopoly Money is all you need.

Our county is in dire need of a few ethical public officials to turn our troubles around. 

With the high rate of unemployment., homelessness, poverty, lack of education, foreclosures, lack of transportation, recreation for our youth (other then sex, theft, drugs and drinking)  unfortunately most of us
who need you to represent us, are flat broke. 
                     
So we have provided you with some alternative resources.  And just in case something goes wrong you have two special cards of your choice.
                               
Get out of Jail Free (compliments of who's your rich momma some restrictions apply)                       
                                                     Or
             Get out of Hell
Free (by the grace of who's your daddy)

     $ $ $ $ $ $    $ $ $ $ $    $ $ $ $ $ $   $ $ $ $ $  $ $ $$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $
Print all the money your heart desires: http://www.hasbro.com/games/kid-games/monopoly/default.cfm?page=StrategyGuide/gametools

    If  your choice was the Get out of Hell Free You're the Candidate for us !   
Sillyme


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