(Andy) "Goober, we need to elect a new Sheriff, and we think you're the man.  How would you like to take the job?"

(Goober) "Um, gosh Andy that's mighty nice of you thinkin' about me like that, Um, do I get a free dinner with Betsy and Rita?" (Andy) "If you do exactly what they say Goober, you can eat for free all the time." (Goober) " Oh boy they sur' no how to make a feller feel good, don' they Andy?

(Andy) "Sur do Goober."