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Dick, the magic Vigo, lived underground
And plotted to, control the world, so he could wear the crown
Coming back, from cardiac, beat all ghostbuster tricks,
Possessed man-child Bush, and stole his soul, so he could get his kicks

Dick, the magic Vigo, waterboarding undersea
Shredding the Constitution, citing Executive Uni-tary
Taking to evil to new heights, acting oh-so 'Darth Vader-ian'
We'd rather take our chances, with a 16th Century Carpathian