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Mugwump The Malcontent finds music in politics.
BETSY AT THE WHEEL
(To the tune of Turkey in the Straw)
Well we've got a county government and it is really slick But the people that are running it may make you sick Oh they all do the bidding of their master on high But she mostly has forgotten them with bigger fish to fry. Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel You know they're all together in a well oiled deal Cause it's under control with Betsy at the wheel We got Tony, we got Rita, and big old Mr. Mouth But when Betsy drives into the ditch it all goes south You know they're at the table for one big meal. Cause it's all under control with Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel You know they're all together in a well oiled deal Cause it's under control with Betsy at the wheel Well they've let the sheriffs department become a laughing joke But if anyone complains about it they'll get a poke. We need more officers out there not just tickets by the road. But those in charge don't worry when the votes are being sold Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel Betsy at the wheel You know they're at the table for one big meal. Cause it's under control with Betsy at the wheel