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Mugwump The Malcontent thinks if this is the action of a local committee, they deserve an eruption

The pimple that ate St.Helens.
to the tune of "I'm Gonna Build a Mountain".


I'm gonna build a mountain, like a big land fill
I'm gonna build a mountain, and send you the bill
I'm gonna build a mountain, I'm gonna build it high.
I don't know why I'm gonna do it, only know I'm paid to try.

I'm gonna build a pipe dream, from a lot of hope.
I'm gonna push the pipe dream, up that old town slope.
I'm gonna build a pipe dream, I'm gonna see it through.
Gonna build a mountain and a pipe dream,
Gonna make 'em both fall through.
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It's gonna bring in traffic to our old town bloat
Since the only people coming already own a boat
Gonna bring in traffic that will make us rich.
Yes, It's gonna bring in traffic.
Next time we'll have to dig a ditch

We sit in meetings with all the olde townee folk
But the ideas we have make us the local joke
Well we sit in meetings and try to sell our craft
Well we sit in meetings while other people laugh.

But you've gotten rid of what made it old
So no matter how you try and sell it
you'll probably just watch it fold.




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