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Arrrrrrrr they Crazy????

The Ballad of the Insultana.
By Mugwump the Malcontented pirate
To: Blow the Man Down. (Trad.)

Well I live in St.Helens not far from the sea
To my way hey, tear the town down
They emulate pirates that they want to be
Give them some time to tear the town down

They govern like brigands so casually
To my way hey, tear the town down
And with the new charter their hands will be free.
Give them some time to tear the town down.

All want to lure tourists to come to their lair
To my way hey, tear the town down.
But seeing the billboards the visitors glare.
Give them some time to tear the town down.

Now they want a new symbol, an old pirate ship
To my way hey, tear the town down
But most of the people just don't give a skip
Give them some time to tear the town down.

In buying Sultana they've shown their true hand
To my way hey, tear the town down
A piece of fake history for 200 grand
Give them some time to tear the town down.

It is our old down town they continue to trash
To my way hey, tear the town down
It would be such a sin to waste all that cash
Give them some time to tear the town down.

Well we see a city that wants to be know
To my way hey, tear the town down
If they strike it rich they may toss you a bone.
Give them some time to tear Our town down.

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