Mugwump feels a big pain in the ass and no insurance.

Horspital Lament
Or: Blue Double Cross Rag
Sung by "J and the Kleptos"
To the tune of ; If you've got the money, I got the time.
Willie Nelson version.

Well they've got your money, so they'll take their time
They'll just keep on taxin and will till the last dime
They've had more fun spendin than they did last time
So they keep your money honey, while they'll take their time

There ain't no need to audit cause they are so upright
They'll have fun a taxin though they should have no right.
They'll sell all your park land and take the voters light
Cause they've got your money honey, while they'll take their time.

Well they spent all the money that they had from before
So they came to the voters to refresh the store.
There's never been an audit, no ones watching the till
So they'll keep our money honey and we get the bill.

We'll they took our money to do as they please.
We just voted on it but that was just a tease.
We looked to the commission for some tax relief
We'll they took our money honey and left us the thief.





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