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Mugwump appreciates a prompt Police response.
What's next? Pepper spray when granny says poop?
Hospital Electors Lose Poise
(To the Beatles song: Help!)


Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need 911,
Help!

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never heeded abusive language or BS anyway.
But now these days are gone, I'm oh so self absorbed
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've closed the public doors.
Help me if you can, I'm dumbing down

And I do appreciate your patrol car sound.
Help me get the public back in bounds
Won't you police, police help me?

And now I seem deranged in oh so many ways,
My common sense seems to have vanished in the haze.
with every vote we lose I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like, I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm dialing down
And I do appreciate your blue lights 'round.
Help me get the public back in bounds,
Won't you police, police help me?

When we had meetings so much calmer than today,
I never needed the authorities help in anyway.
But now these days are gone, my egos gone absurd.
Now I find I've changed my mind, I've closed the open doors
Help me if you can, I heard a sound

And you do intimidate those we put down.
Help me get the tax back underground,
Won't you police, police help me?
Help me,
Help me,
Ooooooo.



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