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Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty In Law, But Arenít




10. Have you looked through her briefs?


9.  Heís one hard judge!


8. Counselor, letís do it in chambers.


7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.


6. Is it a penal offense?



5. Better leave the handcuffs on.


4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!


3. Can you get him to drop his suit?


2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.


1. Think you can get me off?