My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last


10. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.



9.   We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in New York



8.  I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.



7.   I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a liong time!" she said. So I suggested the Kitchen.



6.    We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.




5.   She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.



4.   My wife told me that the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the care was, she told me, "In the lake."



3.    My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb trees.



2.    She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.



1.    She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"