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Top 10 Scariest People on Earth
From: Sandy Siebert
10. Prune-eating Sumo wrestler.
9. High-rise window cleaner with a bladder problem
8. Near-sighted knife juggler.
7. People who offer you rugs.
6. Grown men named “Biff”
5. Heavily armed hot dog vendors.
4. Carsick brother in the seat next to you.
3. Brain surgeon with hiccups.
2. Anyone with a cranky disposition and a chain saw.
1 Megalomaniac third world dictators who wins US Election.