Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not† written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all).

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Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but arenít.

 

 

 

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

 

 

9.†† After 18 holes, I can barely walk

 

 

8.†† You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

 

 

7.†† Look at the size of his putter.

 

 

6.†† Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit.

 

 

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

 

 

4.†† Stand with your back turned and drop it.

 

 

3.††† My hands are so sweaty I canít get a good grip.

 

 

2††† Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

 

 

1.†† Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.