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Top 10 Candy Funnies

 

 

 

10. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? “A candy Baa”.

 

 

9.  What did the Jewish pedophile say? “Hey kids, wanna buy some candy?

 

 

8.  What kind of candy is never on time?  “ChocoLATE”

 

 

7.  What do you get when you cross candy corn and a cow? “Corned Beef.”

 

 

6.   Who taught the candy corn how to play baseball. “His popcorn.”

 

 

5.   What do you call a cow that can’t moo? “A MILK Dud.”

 

 

4.  What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? “ A Payday.”

 

 

3.  How does a candy bar laugh? “It snickers.”

 

 

2.   What do cannibals eat for dessert? “Chocolate covered aunts.”

 

 

1  What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? “Chocolate Chip Wookiee.”