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Top 10 Signs You’ve Purchased A Bad Beer

From:  Anna Welander



10. TV ads begin “From the sparkling waters of Lake Erie…”



9.  The second you take a sip, your liver explodes.



8.  For some reason, it’s sold in the detergent aisle.



7.  It was actually brewed by Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams



6.   Instead of a wagon pulled by Clydesdales, we have a wheelbarrow pushed by a doped up monkey.



5.   The company isn’t running any sort of a sweepstakes, but the underside of the bottle caps say “Sorry”.



4.    Tastes more like a mountain goat than a mountain stream.



3.  Label has a picture of a person throwing up.



2.   Smell from open can will clear your house of rodents.



1  When you Open cans on a fishing trip and say “It doesn’t get any better

than this,” your buddies kill themselves.