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Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Teacher
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska




10. "My name is Mr. Parker...but if the feds ask, I'm Mr. Johnson"


9.   "Sorry I'm late...some bullies threw me into a locker."



8.   "Anybody need lottery tickets or cigarettes?"



7.   "My system is simple...I assign grades by height."


6.   "I will learn your names when I sober up."



5.    "Science, scientology, what's the difference?"


4.    "Today you will be dissecting the person sitting next to you."


3.    "Daddy is sleepy...wake me at 3:00."



2     "I'm gonna learn you all kinds of smart things."



1.    "Show of hands...who has a single mom?"


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