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Top 10 Reasons For Being French
From Poddy’s Top Ten List
10. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
9. You can take credit for French Fries, even though they were invented in Belgium.
8. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog’s legs
7. If there’s a war you can surrender early.
6. You don’t need to read the subtitles on late night foreign films.
5. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people’s countries.
4. You can be ugly and still a famous film star
3. It is perfectly okay to have both a wife and mistress.
2. You can expect everyone to speak French.
1. People think you’re a great lover even when you’re not.