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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends.
Top Ten Excuses When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work
10. They told me at the Blood Bank, that this might happen.9. Just a 15 minute Power-nap like the raved about in that Time Management course.8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got there just in time!
7. I wasn’t sleeping! I’m meditating on our Vision Statement & envisioning a new paradigm.
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
3. The coffee machine is broken...
2. Someone must have put Decaf in the wrong pot. And the number 1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk. 1. …AMEN!
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