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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends. Top Ten Things Not To Say to Your New Girlfriend’s Parents
10. My parole officer thinks your daughter has a calming effect on me9. Did you see that UFO that flew over town yesterday?8. Which one of you taught your daughter to give great erotic massages
7. Can you believe it? Those jerks at the corner market won’t cash my welfare check.
6. I need to keep our relationship quiet. My wife can be really vindictive at times.
5. In my opinion, those home pregnancy kits aren’t all that reliable.
4. Your daughter is so pretty. I gave up being bi-sexual just for her.
3. Nice place you’ve got. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this comes with a built in safe.
2. I pleased to say that my HIV tests are negative. I bet our daughters will be okay too.
1. Can I pull my are in your garage? I’m not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
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