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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends. From August 6th 1987, David Letterman’s Late Night Show Top Ten Questions People Ask Me
10. Did you cut your hair with a pocket knife?9. Are you going to do Carnac tonight?8. If you’re really a detective, shouldn’t you have some I.D.?
7. What sort of work are you looking for here at CBS?
6. Why would I want to pull your finger?
5. Who told you that this was a nude beach?
4. More Champale, my funky friend?
3. Would you like an attorney assigned to you by the court?
2. Who is this? Why do you keep calling?
1. How did you get a show?
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