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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle’s wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends. From Bill who will deny creating this. Top Ten Reasons Trump Needs a Giant Arch
10. It looks better than his golden Toilets.9. It will cast its big shadow over D.C.8. It will be the envy of every autocrat and dictator.
7. It will be cheaper than his ball room.
6. It will distract everyone away from his ugly blue reflecting pool.
5. He will show the world that no matter how stupid something is, he has the power to make it happen.
4. No one will remember that he has to wear diapers.
3. People will forget that the money it cost could have been used for healthcare.
2. It will be so big that no one will remember his Tariffs, high gas costs, or his stupid war with Iran
1. And the number one reason is that It will help make up for him having a small dick.
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