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 Top 10 Ways The World Would be Better If Barbara Streisand

were President.

From:  Sandy/MS Sam

 

 

10.  State of the Union Address features five costume changes

 

9.    Trillion-dollar military contracts awarded to Aamco Transmissions

 

8.    Secretary of the Navy re-named “Prince of Tides.”

 

7.    First time since Ford that a President has performed a duet with Neil Diamond.

 

6.     Statue of Liberty’s nose made twice as big.

 

5.    President blows off Russian summit for a two week gig at the MGM Grand

 

4.    Marvin Hamlisch brought in to make the Constitution “Peppier.”

 

3.    When she enters the room, the Marine Band strikes up “Hello Dolly.”

 

2.    Common Headline: “Security Briefing Ends in Diva Fit.”

 

1.    The United States declares war on cellulite.

 

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