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Top 10 Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans
From: Anna Welander
10. Blaming your farts on me...Not funny...Not funny at all!
9. Yelling at me for barking. For cripes sake, I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG!
8. Taking me for a walk and then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
7. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
6. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you are not home.
5. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoo Hooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
4. Taking me to the vet for the “Big snip”; and then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
3. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite master that hand shake thing,
2. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
1. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth… You’re just jealous.