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 Top 10 Signs Youíre Over The Hill

From: George Matyjewicz

 

10. When you sleep, people worry youíre dead.

9.   Your back goes out more than you do.

8.   Your best friend is dating someone half his age and isnít breaking any laws.

7.  † Your wear back socks with sandals.

6.  † Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio,.

5.  † It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

4.    Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

3. †† You sit in a rocking chair and canít get it going.

2.    Getting ďLuckyĒ means you found your car in the parking lot.

1.    You forget that you already had your 50th birthday.

 

 

 

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