10.  This has been a Democratically controlled seat for a few decades, no need to change.


9.    Wu knows people in Clatskanie are all trouble makers, especially those who want him to intervene with the US Army Corps of Engineers in certifying US Army Corps of Engineers built dikes.


8     Wu realizes there are no good projects in Columbia County, so there is no need to find earmarks for county programs.


7.    David Wu is quick to recognize military veterans every election years cycle, around Memorial Day, when a camera and reporter are nearby.


6.    Betsy Johnson has been his campaign treasurer -  'nuff said.


5.    David Wu supports Chinese industries that provide cheap goods to Wal*Mart… lead painted toys and poison dog food be damned, they are cheap!


4.    David Wu actually drives through Columbia County on his way to other places, twice each year...whether he needs to or not.


3.    Columbia County soldiers and Marines get to wear special T-shirts David Wu had made for them...the special shirts melt during fires.


2.    Just like during his college days, David Wu is looking for chicks with big boobs that put out.  Newly Democratic Port Commissioners fit the bill.

1.     David Wu speaks Klingon, just like all good Democrats in Columbia County.