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Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Troupble


10. Someone stays in bed till after 6:00 AM


9  In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets


8. Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss” makeup.


7.  When you criticize he hie yells “Thou Suck!”


6.   His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.:


5.   Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap!”


4.   You came upon his secret stash of colorful socks.


3.   Uses slang expression “Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain’t listening.”


2.    Was recently pulled over for “Driving under the influence of cottage cheese.”



1.    He’s wearing his big black hat backwards!