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Top 10 Pieces of Adviced to Be Passed On To Your Daughters

From: Paddyís Joke List

10. Donít imagine that you can change a man -† unless heís in diapers.

 

9.† What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?† You shut the door.

 

8.  Go for younger men.† You might as well -† They never mature anyway.

 

7.† Men are all the same; they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

 

6.† Women donít make fools of men.† Most men are the do-it-yourself types.

 

5†† The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.

 

4.  Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

3.† If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

 

2.† Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.

 

 

1. Sadly, all men are created equal.

 

 

 

 

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