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Top 10 Signs Your Swimming Pool Needs Cleaning

From: off the Internet

 

10. That green tarp covering your pool?  Look again, Sparky.

 

9. Neighborhood kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline.

 

8. PH is so high, in vitro fertilization is possible.

 

7. Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in it first.

 

6. Skipping rocks across it causes sparks.

 

 

5.  New algae species attracts Discovery Channel to your back yard.

 

 

4. Luke Skywalker and Yoda appear in search of the sunken X-Wing.

 

3. You can walk on water, even if your aren’t devine.

 

2. Your recently pool filter resembles the Marlboro Man’s Chest x-ray

 

1. The amount of body hair found in the drain gives even the hairiest celeb. a run for their money.

 

 

 

 

 

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