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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). * Top 10 Things Communists Are No Good At. From: August 18, 1987
10. Surfing
9. Imitating Elvis
8. Laying Rubber in front of the Dairy Queen
7. Arena Football
6. Stage-diving at Motorhead Concerts.
5. Broadcasting warm sitcoms featuring lovable black families.
4. Naming soft ice cream cakes
3. Ball-scuffing
2. Producing a boxer with as much heart as Rocky
1. Guessing Final Jeopardy
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