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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). * Bernhard Goetz’s Top 10 Pickup Lines From: David Letterman June 17, 1987
10. “Excuse me Miss. I was shooting at the gentleman next to you.”
9. “How’d you like to double date with the Sliwas?”
8. “Care to dance with an intense gun-toting loner?”
7. “You would have a very curvy chalk outline.”
6. “I hate these pistol ranges, they’re just meat markets.”
5. “Sure I know Gabe Pressman personally.”
4. “Give me a scotch and soda, and see what the punk on the floor will have.”
3. “Which do you think is funnier; Deathwish II or Deathwish III?”
2. “The evening is young, let’s clean up this town.
1. “That is a gun in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.”
*If case you don’t know; Bernie Goetz achieved fame as the “Subway Vigilante.” Goetz was accosted by 4 teen gang members on the NY subway. He was armed and he shot the 4 gang members. He did not have a permit to carry and served 8 months of a one year sentence. He was still heralded as a “hero” by gun advocates. |