10.  So ugly that when Eagle walks into a bank they turn off the cameras


9.   So ugly that If ugliness were a crime Eagle would get the electric Chair.


8.   So ugly that police sketch artists are afraid to draw him.


7.    So ugly that when he was born they put tinted windows on his incubator.


6.    So ugly that he can make onions cry.


5.    So ugly that when Eagle sits in the sand cats try and bury him.


4.    So ugly that when Eagle was born the doctor slapped his
parents


3.    So ugly that farmers use Eagle's picture as a scarecrow.


2.    So ugly that people use Eagle's picture as an anti theft device.



1.     Eagle is so ugly that If ugliness were bricks, he would be the Great Wall of China.