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 Top 10 Signs Reasons Why Trump Needs A Ballroom

From Bill Eagle

 

10. It will have gold plated gold

 

9.  It will be safer there than the New York Subway

 

8.  It will have bulletproof glass in the rest rooms.

 

7.  It is only slightly smaller than the Washington Hilton ballroom (1/5th the size).

 

6.  It will outshine Vladamir Putin’s Grand Ballroom.

 

5.  It will have a bigger bunker underneath it, than the old East Wing.

 

 

4.  Melania will have a chance to decorate it.

 

3.  It will be a great place to entertain Epstein’s friends.

 

2.  Trump will have control of who will be able to us it.

 

1.   Trump wants it and he will figure out a way for the taxpayers to pay for it.

 

  

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