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Please note that the TOP 10 is normally not written by Bill Eagle (unless his name is attached) nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Bill Eagle, his wife, children, pastor, pets, real or past friends (assuming that he has any at all). Top 10 Green Reflecting Pool Reasons From Bill who will deny writing this
10. We hired our most talented campaign contributor, so it isn’t his fault.
9. Antifa dumped manure into the pond
8. Hoards of TDS people are trying to touch and contaminate the flag blue water
7. Obama snuck in and dumped food coloring into the pond
6. The Algae was especially bred for this purpose by Dumbocrats
5. The Dumbocrats killed the ducks not the special chemicals.
4. We will punish all who attempt to defile the pristine reflecting pool.
3. The pool will make Washington even more beautiful, the algae is a Dumbocrat Hoax.
2. Donald Trump is a superb builder and Planner and is always right.
1. We have to blame someone and it won’t be the President.
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